I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
just got waxed at a place I havent been to in a while
woman didnt remember me then in the middle of waxing she announced that she just didnt recognize my face
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
What's the appropriate way to phrase "If you ever leave your wife give me a call. But we can still have sex periodically until then."??
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
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