I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
mom just found 19 empty wine bottles in my closet. i hate spring cleaning
i dont even know how to be here
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
Is "you left your socks here, please come get them" a good way of saying "come fuck me?"
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
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