in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
I'm mad at him and disappointed with you. It's like I put a bunch of effort into a PowerPoint of "what not to do with Zach" to show you and the first bullet point was "do not love him" and you're just disregarding all my effort and friendship.
I have to make mistakes myself to learn from them
FUCK YOU I AM MAKING A POWERPOINT
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
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