quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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