you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
We made a drinking game out of poaching eggs. When did our life turn into a really awesome version of Top Chef?
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
Forgot to tell you--the bartender at Crowbar set his arm on fire last night. He was doing this "Cocktail" bartender trick of pouring alcohol that was on fire between glasses. Then some leaked out, onto his arm, and set his arm on fire, then his shirt. Exciting! (And he's ok).
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
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