sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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