Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
i'd rather walk the sahara in a snuggie with no water than take a bicycle cab
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
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