S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
The doctor said 'youre the 2nd youngest person that ive seen with this condition. Thats probably not the silver medal you were looking for today.'
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
Im sorry for drunkenly throwing your phone into the ocean. At the time it seemed like a good way for you not to text him
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
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