yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
worst night to have a conscience
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
i came home after a long day at work and she dropped a plate of cheesecake and a bottle of whiskey in front of me and said here's dinner
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
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