This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
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