you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
Are my feet made of real feet?
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
did you just send me my own nude
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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