I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
It's 6am and I had to explain to the gas station attendant why I didn't have shoes on and I'm covered in maple syrup.
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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