Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
All he did was like my Instagram picture and I'm already planning how to turn down sex with him this weekend...
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
Randomize
