and then I told her I was too drunk. She started to cry, and told me this always happens to her and that she thinks shes ugly. I pretended I was asleep and then she farted.
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
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