im drinking this country out of the recession.
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
We named our saturday intramural dodgeball team "we're hungover". Pretty much just an excuse to fuel my alcoholism on friday nights.
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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