my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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