Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Apparently I've texted the word shitfucked so much it auto-completes it now.
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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