Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
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