Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
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