I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
is this the sara with the beer cane?
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
Your cousin just asked the bartender to start a round of vagina shots. Not body shots. Vagina shots. We're taking her out more often.
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
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