Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
I'm playing wingman, but I want to pull a Goose and die.
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
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