In America we eat man semen.
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
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