I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
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