Nicole vs. Life
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
You were doing bacon vodka shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce. You're officially fucking disgusting. I love you.
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
A stranger came up to me, pointed at my drink and asked what it tasted like and proceeded to chug half of it and then walked away.
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
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