Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
Operation Purity has been aborted
I refuse to go to this wedding alone, or sober. Practice drunk-walking in heels and a Bridesmaid dress begins tonight.
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
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