I want to have your abortion
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
Drunk walkin through police station. America
Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom.
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
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