Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
I guess she found the pillow case full of vomit I hid last night: "Oh my God. Oh my God. In my fucking FRIDGE?! Really? Hope your dick falls off there's puke all over my food. Fucking die."
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