Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
My makeup looks extraordinary for nine tequila shots, running four blocks, falling asleep with my face in the toilet, and doing the walk of shame across campus in the rain. And to think I'm single.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
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