it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
So... I sharted on the plane. It was hard to maintain my composure and acted offended at the same time. I hate you for not cutting me off last night.
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