Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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