whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
wait a second... your telling me you want me to take you to the bank at 10 on a tuesday so you can buy a blow up pool and fill it with beer?
yes... and buy you lunch
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
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