you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
Apparently 'check out this motherfucker' is not an appropriate greeting to use in the vicinity of sitting united states senators. Who knew
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
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