remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
Did he pick you up in a mini van?
Yes. Turns out my sugar daddy is about to be an actual daddy
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