Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
So i realized that if i bought everything from my google search history for the past week i would have a dolphin, a wolf costume, a unicorn costume, a katana and a bullet proof vest. Not sure how the dolphin would fit in but the rest of it would end up in one awesome night or someone would die. Either way i say we do it.
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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