You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
I just banged that chick from the bar by speaking french. all i had to do was recite my grocery list
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
ugh... thank God for ATM withdrawal limits. I was drunk enough to give that weird shaped stripper all of my money while making her cry in the back room.
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
I'm bringing cupcakes to work today as an apology for my actions at the bar last night, my boss probably can't look at me the same ever again
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
try to milk me bitch
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