She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
Just used an eyelash curler to open my beer since I didn't have a bottle opener. Things are starting to look up.
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
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