I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
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