Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
oh vodka. i could write you a sonnet.
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
Why is there a water bottle full of red wine on my desk this morning?
See you tonight.
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
I got drunk and tried to make special rice krispie treats, but I made a mess and they were all stuck to my hands, so I just decided to eat my way out of the catastrophe and I think shit's about to get even weirder than usual.
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
Such a big mess for such a small penis
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