I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
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