I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
I accidently sent a dick pic to the group chat with her family. Right after they all said it was a pleasure having me for dinner. Wana drink with me?
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
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