thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
The smiley face on that pregnancy test is so damn taunting. It's like it's laughing at me for my poor choices.
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
You've changed since you got that strap on
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
Randomize
