so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
Just found my car keys in your throw-up.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
you are never too drunk for berry picking
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
Today I found out that my boss keeps a breathalyzer on his desk for just these sort of shenanigans
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