Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
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