Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
fuck, i never want to drink again I drunk dialed matt last night and broke up with him the second night in a row. FUCK QUADFEST
i really thought "pants-shitting drunk" was an unreachable level until last night
Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
Siri just reminded me to pickup Plan B
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
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