she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
This random guy asked me if I had downs. I was like up yours! And I got out of his car.
I just masturbated at work. Does that make me a prostitute since i just technically got paid to have sex?
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
I've never seen anyone as high as you were.. you collapsed onto the kitchen floor hugging a tub of ice cream. You named it phil.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
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