Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
Help. Why am I so naked?
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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