weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
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