I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
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