I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
Disregard any previous text from the past 12 hours. Except for the one about scoring a strike while drunk bowling. Remember that one.
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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