i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
it's not cheating when I paid for it
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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