thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
This was my thought process as I drunkenly ran home: Whoa! I'm going so FAST! Why don't I run EVERYWHERE! ALL THE TIME! Then I peed in a bush and passed out on the ground.
So basically you were a dog.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
He could stay over, if you'd just ask.
Yeah. What am I supposed to say? "Oh, my couch is occupied, but my vagina's not"
This will always be remembered as the Christmas I had 15 Russians sing christmas carols to me at 130am alone in a gas station while I was stoned on pot brownies
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
Just saw 4 of my students at Denny's at 4am on a Tuesday. We all pretended not to see each other, as we are all clearly tipsy and/or stoned. Class is in less than 4 hours. Either i'm getting too old for this shit or they're starting on the road to crazy-town much earlier these days.
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